January 2009
33 posts
I need me some of these
“Hey, bud! What’re the tears for? Sometimes the inside bread wrapper is a little ripped open. No big deal. I’m sure it happened in transit. Do you know how far that bread had to travel to make it to your toaster, bro? Jostling happens, dude. Give it a squeeze. Pretty soft, huh? Am I right? That feels pretty fresh, bro. Now grab a couple awesome slices and toast away! You’re...
I hope it's PMS
Logan? REALLY?
lisaahh:
LOGAN DA BOMB
ferrrn:
In the past thirty minutes, the following stuff has made me cry:
This song (and then, the Youtube version I found to post happened to be a Logan and Veronica tribute video. Imagine what happened next)
You’d think I was drunk or something.
Word-That-Means-Exactly-the-Opposite-of-What-You-Th...
Laconic.
Speaking of last night...
About me: “I may not be perfect but i dont hit women and i dont cheat on them either.”
Well those are my only criteria. He’s a keeper.
Agreed.
Come on, people. Don’t you have any happy/cute secrets?
lisaahh:
This week’s Post Secrets are really depressing to me
If I hear one more "you know you're a Canadian...
“She competes in one of the fastest sports in the world: racing.”
– CTV
“We Canadians love it when American TV shows make fun of us, because it shows...”
– Videogum comment, Ashley. Also, FACT.
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog is for real. →
Fun Fact
Mint chocolate chips + Mediterranean tomato, lentil, and spinach soup tastes just like MOLD. Bread mold.
Things that make my CD drive sad
When I close the door without putting a CD in it. It gets all excited and lights up, and then it realizes that there’s no CD for it to read and it makes this sad little disgruntled noise and the light goes off. I’m going to go cry now.
Real-Word-That-Sounds-Like-a-Fake-Word of the Day
Oligopoly.
“My husband Rob was suddenly taken from us,MURDERED, on May 7th, and I do...”
– Ebay listing
I don’t know what I’m supposed to think of this.
Things I have eaten in the last two days
crackers and hummus
just crackers
just hummus
Things that make me sad
Today, realizing that Carousel Movers (below) do not move carousels. They are just called Carousel Movers for some (inexplicable) reason. Hey did you know that Apple and Mac make the two most popular computers?
Are these people for serious? Methinks yes. →
Look guys
Alberta is sexy and cool. And edgy. But also: full of family values.
Operation Judge a Movie by Its Cover = Success
Listening to my dad and my sister argue about what she spends money on:
“13 dollars for STRAWS?”
“I USE THEM FOR SCHOOL.”
Maybe only funny to me.
I want earmuffs and I want them now.
Booooooooo.
Scientology: An Overview - so much ironic potential, so little ironic follow-through.
“Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an...”
– Paul Bowles
so depressing so true
The year changes but everything else stays the...