May 2010
6 posts
Bought a t-shirt with shoulder bling (and shoulder...
Time will tell if it is, as I suspect, the best.
Last.fm refuses to recognize "America, Fuck Yeah"...
Pointed commentary or formatting error?
Does it still count as blackface if it's...
Me: Oh, hey, what happened to your glasses?
Teacher: Well I was at the White House today —
Me: The White House?
Teacher: Yeah, it’s a cafe that looks like the White House.
Me: Of course. Go on.
Teacher: And we were doing a photoshoot with the graduating students, and I had chocolate on my face because I was Obama, and the students stuffed pillows under their shirts to look...
SURPRISE!!! of the week
I just saw Inglourious Basterds and I really liked it.
OMG they are making a Mr. Popper's Penguins movie
Mr. Popper’s Penguins is:
the first book I ever read
my favourite book of early childhood
seriously the best
Things Hollywood has already done wrong:
cast Ben Stiller as Mr. Popper
and a follow-up question: what do they think this is, a comedy?
Dear Hollywood, please don’t ruin this for me.
April 2010
2 posts
For your daily dose of :(, check out the Wikipedia... →
Judging by the number of days (in a row!) I've...
Don’t worry, I’m doing it tonight.
March 2010
1 post
“You can tell a lot about a person during the opening of Queen’s “Under Pressure”...”
– Kaytee (via tmblg)
So what does “very bummed” mean?
February 2010
1 post
Don't ask how I know this
But there is a series of Harlequin romance novels called Brides of Amish Country, which I really want to be hilarious but are actually probably just depressing.
I smell like an ashtray and just had the worst hug...
January 2010
8 posts
“[…] no need to tell everyone about something that has happened basically a...”
– On the one hand, I’m sorry that my little cousin is having trouble in high school. On the other hand… lol.
'Cuz it's a bacon-cooking alarm clock, see.
Season 1 of Made in Canada is on You-tube
There goes Sunday morning.
Gabe tells Seinfeld to shut up, like we all should... →
The Wikipedia page for death adders contains a...
Presumably this link is only for those who have not actually read the Wikipedia page.
Spent all day playing dress-up
Day well spent.
December 2009
2 posts
Anyone want to guess how much I paid for a haircut...
Extra points if you can guess whether it looks:
(a) awesome and totally worth it!!!
(b) exactly the same as before.
Well I thought it was mouth herpes
But it turns out it’s a reaction to herbal toothpaste?
November 2009
5 posts
Blanket forts have their own Wikipedia page.
But it’s kind of minimalist.
Dear John C. Reilly, I just don't like you.
That is all.
Bros with four O's
Is what I thought he said.
You're either an "LOL" person or a "HAHA" person. ...
I myself prefer a good onomatopoeia.
lisaahh:
(via davidfuternick)
October 2009
9 posts
Today I cleaned out my inbox
Is it mean to forward people copies of emails they sent you back when they couldn’t spell?
Never mind, I found it. I put it somewhere...
(via talix18)
Today was a sick day, but not a...
"Tie it on the left if you're single, and on the...
Where do I tie it if I want you to mind your own damn business?
Correct me if I'm wrong
But it’s not a favour if you make me feel like shit for asking.
My new apartment has two (2) roommates and seven...
Something doesn’t add up.
September 2009
11 posts
Speaking of which...
Who’s your new favorite Grey’s couple???
Alright, I’m done now.
Rahim "The Ranch" Jaffer faces a DUI, cocaine... →
Whoopsy daisy.
(via selsdon)
Googling "local time in Paris" is a perfectly...
Right?
P.S. I’m in Paris.
Bragging?
Yes.
Today an old man made fun of me for not having a...
August 2009
9 posts
Kristina's Tips for Kampers, Part 1
If you accidentally melt all 6 chocolate bars, don’t worry - you can still have delicious s’mores. Just cut a little hole in the corner of the package, and squeeeeeze it out like toothpaste.
If you think that leaving a giant bag of ice at the foot of your sleeping bag will be “just like having air conditioning,” you are wrong. You are so wrong you don’t even know...
Cohen's constant
The availability of a given movie/TV show on BitTorrent is directly proportional to the computer literacy of its target demographic.
Hence, Space Camp is more readily available than Army Wives.
